SSB adventures 1
oops, i forgot to mention, it seems there are a few people who are looking for alian hominid sprites. if you want them PM me and i'll send you some. i'll keep posted if i find other newgrounds sprites (even though it'll be hard to considering these are ACTULLY drawn and not in a award-winning game.)

(note: i didn't have space to input dialouge so i'll provide it here LOL. it starts on the picture on the top-left then it just goes from left to right. anyway, on with teh show!)

mario:.............i'm bored
luigi: sigh, me too.
mario: buttsecks?
luigi: LOL WTF?
mario: let's race.
luigi: K
mario: 3 2 1 GO!
luigi: ASSHOLE! YOU CHEATED!
(all of a sudden, a flash of light appears, and mario is gone)
luigi: JESUS CHRIST!
master hand: time to bring my possesions to me.
(mario as well as sonic, blossum, snake, hank, and alian hominid are transported to final destination)
mario: OMMFG!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MASTER HAND!
master hand: yes mario, it is me, in the flesh. it's been a while. how's peach and luigi?
blossum: who are you? and what do you want with us?
hank: tell us. we'll give you pie!
alian hominid: buttsecks?
sonic: WTF?!
master hand: LOL, K. i will plan to add characters to my trophy collection! but for a specific reason i only brought six of you. why? i will grant a wish to any of you who could defeat mario!
blossum, zim and bell have dexter hostage, but i can have him realesed without a single scratch.
snake, i can make you a wealthy man, so wealthy, you can quit your job as a government agent.
hank, you were murdered five times and if it wasn't for me, jebus would have killed you once and for all. but i can make you invincible.
alian hominid, your ship crashed into a planet called earth, where a squad of armed humans known as the FBI would of killed you. but i can give you their respect.
oh and sonic, mario said your gay!
blossum: (rubbing her right nipple) dexter.
snake: now that sounds good.
hank: sweet.
alian hominid: respect?
sonic: o rly? FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK (points at mario)
mario: NO FUCK YOU YOU NUTLESS MUTHAFUCKA! (uppercuts sonic)
alian hominid: shit (get's thrown by mario)
snake: holy shit!
hank: damn he's fast for a fat guy.
blossum: this can't be!
mario: THIS IS SPARTA! LOL! (kicks blossum and throws a fireball at her, knocking her off the stage)

YAY! MARIO IS TEH 1337! ..............ern....... anyway, mario now has to deal with a government agent, a killer, a alian, and one pissed off hedgehog. what's going to happen next? guess you'll have to wait 'til i get off my lazy ass and make #2.

YO! i figured i make a little comic series to pass the time (that and i don't have a flash-creating tool because i bought SSBB and a MP3 :) so go easy on me. in this SSB tribute, master hand plans on taking characters from other worlds to add to his collection. this will feature some familiar cast of nintendo as well as characters from other creators like blossum, hank, alian hominid and more later on. tell me what you think.

and i know what your thinkin- you know what? STFU AND JUST LISTEN!
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anyway, think about it. snakes in brawl and he's not owned by nintendo. sonics in brawl too but neither is he.

now how about if hank was in the game. would you want him in brawl? do you think he would be a perfect character for the game? what would his moves be? how will he be used in adventure mode? would he have his own stage, items, and assist trophys? disscuss.

admit it everyone. where all pervs. we sometimes go on newgrounds to look for some hentai here and there. hentai is one of the popular things you can find on newgrounds. on the other hand, who doesn't know about the madness combat series by krinkels? i bet every one from n00Bs to gods of newgrounds has seen at least one episode of madness. and that's what newgrounds is all about: insane non-stop violence. but which do the people of newgrounds prefer most?

Hentai or Madness