SSB adventures 1
oops, i forgot to mention, it seems there are a few people who are looking for alian hominid sprites. if you want them PM me and i'll send you some. i'll keep posted if i find other newgrounds sprites (even though it'll be hard to considering these are ACTULLY drawn and not in a award-winning game.)

(note: i didn't have space to input dialouge so i'll provide it here LOL. it starts on the picture on the top-left then it just goes from left to right. anyway, on with teh show!)

mario:.............i'm bored
luigi: sigh, me too.
mario: buttsecks?
luigi: LOL WTF?
mario: let's race.
luigi: K
mario: 3 2 1 GO!
luigi: ASSHOLE! YOU CHEATED!
(all of a sudden, a flash of light appears, and mario is gone)
luigi: JESUS CHRIST!
master hand: time to bring my possesions to me.
(mario as well as sonic, blossum, snake, hank, and alian hominid are transported to final destination)
mario: OMMFG!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MASTER HAND!
master hand: yes mario, it is me, in the flesh. it's been a while. how's peach and luigi?
blossum: who are you? and what do you want with us?
hank: tell us. we'll give you pie!
alian hominid: buttsecks?
sonic: WTF?!
master hand: LOL, K. i will plan to add characters to my trophy collection! but for a specific reason i only brought six of you. why? i will grant a wish to any of you who could defeat mario!
blossum, zim and bell have dexter hostage, but i can have him realesed without a single scratch.
snake, i can make you a wealthy man, so wealthy, you can quit your job as a government agent.
hank, you were murdered five times and if it wasn't for me, jebus would have killed you once and for all. but i can make you invincible.
alian hominid, your ship crashed into a planet called earth, where a squad of armed humans known as the FBI would of killed you. but i can give you their respect.
oh and sonic, mario said your gay!
blossum: (rubbing her right nipple) dexter.
snake: now that sounds good.
hank: sweet.
alian hominid: respect?
sonic: o rly? FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK (points at mario)
mario: NO FUCK YOU YOU NUTLESS MUTHAFUCKA! (uppercuts sonic)
alian hominid: shit (get's thrown by mario)
snake: holy shit!
hank: damn he's fast for a fat guy.
blossum: this can't be!
mario: THIS IS SPARTA! LOL! (kicks blossum and throws a fireball at her, knocking her off the stage)

YAY! MARIO IS TEH 1337! ..............ern....... anyway, mario now has to deal with a government agent, a killer, a alian, and one pissed off hedgehog. what's going to happen next? guess you'll have to wait 'til i get off my lazy ass and make #2.